LOL so long was the last post posted...

OK I AM BACK!!!!


HAHAHA

lalala

many things happened ever since the last time i posted...
poly gonna start soon... next monday...
dunnoe should be YAY or SHIT!!!

nvm...


met many new friends during this absence...
those CF ppl...
met them during the CF camp... which is actually a chalet, i was forced to go by shao cong, xiu hui and jian ming... yongliang and john went too... joshua and evelyn did not... *%@$# them, pang seh us... but then i am so glad i went... so fun...
met new friends, mostly from np though...
oh ya... it is true that changi village has LOTS of transvestite at night and at those unearthly hours...
our chalet was near changi village u see... changi aloha actually... alot of mosquitoes though...
at like 3am on the 3rd night, a huge group of us were hungry, and wanted to go to cheers for snacks... the girls just wanted to see those... unearthly beings that roam the streets of changi village at night though...
of course, us boys were not scared of those tranvestites, WE WERE TERRIFIED!!!!!
and those transvestite had to be at the long stretch of road in between our chalet and the cheers.... shit...

walking past those ... you know... was awful and damn disgusting, we just act as if nothing happened...
when we reached cheers, we lost of appetite to eat snacks...
double shit...

ok enough of those transvestite...

during the camp, my nickname was DA WANG ( Great King)
we were playing this game of kings and tongs( buckets...) and ever since i got on the Da Wang position no one could push me off, so hence the nickname...
john proved himself to be the most suay guy in the world again as he became the Ma Tong ( toilet bowl) which is the last place u want to be in the game actually...

haha... i got a new laptop too... lenovo thinkpad...
but i prefer dell... haiz, alot of ppl got acer...

it looks so ugly... my laptop... but i will decorate it...
the T key on the keyboard has problems though...
ttttttt
even though u see seven Ts , i actually typed 20 times on the t...
i am seriously gonna make them replace the keyboard...


anyway this is it... bye bye...

Fun times... joanna's treat...

It is finally holidays for JC ppl!!! YAY!!!

finally more friends to spent time with other than the usual poly ppl!!!!

hahaha

many things happened last week...
and it really seems that the long long loooonnnnggg holiday had made me... less cheerful...

oh man...
hopefully everything will change during this week...

last week i got my notebook!!!! Lenovo thinkpad T400!!!
It is DAMN HARDY!!!! and ugly...
but good...
i will decorate it soon enough........


lalala
saturday bio teacher joanna treated us!!!!
but then, instead of the expected 10 ppl to turn up, twice the number of ppl turned up...
in the end, joanna not enough money... so we paid for ourselves...
we ate at NYDC at suntec, haha chang hong had roasted lamb shank, and he ate it like a cavemen...
we treated joanna ice cream, it was damn huge... and she couldn't finish it...
she fed every single one of us... yes she a teacher, ran around feeding us like we were her children... imagine that...
ok... anyway the ppl who were there are...
youren, bala, chong cher, zi an, chang hong, weiqi, ying shuen, jiahao, adeline, wansien, hsien juen, zongwei ( acting as yee chuang), khairullah (acting as akash), jun xi, yongjia, zhiying, jonathan ( yes everyone was VERY surprised he actuall came), xin yan, chuan heng and me...
oh ya, joanna too...
after the meal, everyone went up the to fountain of wealth and sat down to chat... while chang hong and i had to finish the ice cream... a pity to let it go to waste dun u think so?

anyway the chat properly started when chang hong and i arrived, as usual... everyone was entertained... zi an, chang hong and i got everyone laughing with zi an's blurness, my misakenness and changhong's ... uniqueness in scolding us....
the highlight was when someone sprouted the word pro-active....
zi an did not know the word... so i scolded him... for using it wrongly...
then i said the meaning as if someone is pro active, the person has alot of babies...( obviously wrong)
chang hong then scolded me back for giving the wrong description... what i said was actually pro-creation.... lol
everyone laughed damn hard at our blunder....
nevertheless, we were the entertainers, if only chuin haow was there... the cast would be complete...
yeah, chuin haow, chang hong, zi an and me... nothing can stop us...

which reminded us of mr lee kong wee ,during sec 2, he once punished zi an, chang hong and chuin haow for talking too much during class, but in actual fact, i was the one talking the most causing them to laugh too much... somehow my acting skills were top nought when i acted serious and mr lee didn't suspect me at that time... lol
the others were punished and they had to sit in the teachers room in front of mr lee keeping him company as he told them he was very lonely, and he pluck their leg hair... and said the legendary comment," teach less, pluck more". replacing the usual " teach less learn more" quote
seriously, how can u teach less learn more? contradicting leh...

haha such random stuff... nostalgic...

praying hard for outings during this holidays... i can't stand it anymore!!!!

as days goes by...

Not bad... these days... i am finally making full use of my holidays

lots of stuff happened the last few days

john's birthday, xiner's birthday....

haha facebook can be very useful for finding out such stuffs... haha it can be a double edge sword too... khai should know what i am saying

started learning guitar... of course not forgetting my piano too...
guitar is easy to learn, piano is alot harder... and takes even longer to master...

trying my best to master both... but of course... as i said, it takes years


ok... first event, john's birthday...
we had a plan... came up and went with it in like... 30 min...
but it failed... terribly...

ok here was the failed plan...
we wanted to buy a small cake for john to smash his head in... a waste of cake i know...
some of us had lesson... and thus, the others went to get the cake...
jinyee and ashlyn HAD to call me during the lesson... and they were shouting into the phone...
and i forgot the to control my voice... so it was damn loud... and rude nevertheless...
ok fast forward till end of lesson...
i didn't even get want the teacher said... shit...
all i heard was some ppl found Noah's ark...
ok... we surprised john with his cake and a birthday song...
when we told him to make a wish... damn it... the girls had to take all the items on the cake before john even closed his eyes... so john realised the plan... shit again...
at one moment when the plan could actually work, weiji could have push john's head into the cake... but bowie HAD to stand at a position that blocked weiji...
and finally, the girls got fed up and tried to shove the cake onto john, which made a huge mess...
and still, john wasn't hit... damn it...
had to mop the area, clean up... etc etc etc... and john didn't eat the cake...
next time, we let john eat it lah... no point letting him be so suay all the time...

ok... next is teaching yuwei piano... hard though...
i have to admit... it really is damn difficult to teach someone with no music background music...
end of piano teaching part... btw, yuwei coached me on basketball...

today is xiner's birthday... i know it thanks to facebook...
but then that is not the point...
me, john, joshua, jinrui, tyty and yuwei went to gym today!!! nothing special happen...
after that, we ate together... nothing special happened again...
joshua, yuwei and i went to play bb...
then we went home...
after which had to play bb again with yj, derek, zi an, remy (it's a wonder how he actually appeared), zy and jin rui...
damn tiring day for me... haiz...


just had a debate with khai on msn... topic?
students that bo chup during flag day...
do u believe in conspiracy?
redhead girls are attractive!!!
and one more... which i have to give an example...
if u like (a certain quality) of girls, do you need to ....

eg. u like redhead girls, do u need to dye ur hair red?
or
eg. u like jap girl, do u need to eat jap food?

and khai says that north korean girls are hot... but they are kept secret... discuss...

it is a wonder how we could chat like that... gp would be no kick...
khai will definitely score...


haha, my interesting days of my... holidays... yeah!!!
so fun, yet so tiring, jealous?
HAHAHA I AM STILL SLACKING !!!! YOU JC PPL OUT THERE!!!!
(i will be most likely be killed by anyone who is affected by what i said... so till next time if i actually survive for the next post... bye bye...)


PS: i hate rainy afternoons... don't u too? haha

fees and science center

oh man... didn't dream about that dream i blogged about... but i had this weird feeling in my head that bugged me to sleep and dream the next night after that night... but then... still failed to dream that dream...



ok enough of that dream...


Today was... quite eventful...

supposed to meet chao yong, chuin haow, yu wei, cuiyun and tiffany at jp control station at 1.15pm...

but i woke up from my nap after my household chores at 1.03pm...

not bad sia... managed to reach there at 1.16pm...

any way we immediately took the 240 bus to taman jurong to pay for our sp school fees at standard chartered bank, WHY OF ALL PLACES MUST IT BE AT STANDARD CHARTERED!!!

... seriously, it should have more branches in the west area of singapore... having one at taman jurong and one more at bukit timah isn't good enough... what about those ppl living at bukit batok or bukit gombak???


anyway, we reach somewhere nearby at about 1.30pm... but we just could not find the standard chartered bank... dammit...

chao yong and ch went in the OCBC bank to ask where the heck is the standard chartered bank...
for a moment i thought the security guard or any of the bank staff was going to murder them for asking... but they got out... barely alive... (ok i am exaggerating)

they got the info, and it appears that the stupid SC bank is just RIGHT BEHIND THE OCBC BANK!!!!! BACK TO BACK SOMEMORE!!!! WTF!!!???

well what we did was like going into a girls toilet just to ask where the boys toilet is... (which is next door...)

the whole procedure for the the whole paying school fee thing took a freaking 4 minutes only... which is good...

with too much time left, we went to a nearby NTUC, the girls wanted air con...
the HDB flat was ... damn high, u have this fear that there is a sniper aiming at u... scary...
soon we got bored so we went home...

the girls went to jp for... shopping? i think...
chuin haow and chao yong went home...
yuwei and i went to jp for the toilet and bubble tea, which suxs... the bubble tea i mean, not the toilet...

then yuwei went home, while i proceeded to JE to meet john and yang jun(church friends) for science centre!!! yay!!!

i hate jp train track becoming one way now... WHY EXTEND!!!! *&%^$(#)@ !!!!!
once we met, john had free tickets for science centre!!! YAY!!! it has been like... dunnoe how many years since i last stepped in there...

we went to mac for lunch, titus met us there too...

then we went in...

science centre... brings back fond memories...

did a quiz, about some web dangers thing, for employment for being a network security officer...
i did quite well... i got 0/3... lol
titus won haha

science centre is so fun hahaha!!!
eco garden is full of mosquitoes... careful there...

anyway that pretty much sums up science centre trip...
john met... eh hmm... over there...
my church buddies... you all should know who i am refering to...

so thats it... today was not bad... haha XD

Weirdest dream last night...

I guarentee u , the dream isn't a wet dream...
if u horny bastards are thinking that... go fly kite lah...



Last night i had the weirdest dream... it just felt so real...
I just had to blog about this...
i dreamt of this girl ( dun think dirty...) which i just cannot remember how her appearance was when i woke up... but one thing is for sure, when i was with her in the dream, both of us were happy... she looks like she was the same age... maybe younger, maybe older...
But... we both somehow know that she will disappear after a while...
We did many things ( no not those dirty stuff... you sick bastards... ) which from what i can remember is just different kinds of sports...
But the problem is, i can't remember what sports... i could only the last part of my dream...

she told me that the last thing she wanted to do before she goes was that she wants to play badminton with me...
somehow, something in me just wanted to fulfill her wish...
which made me go home to take my badminton rackets while she went to the playground... (i dun know where the heck was i at that time, dream land?)
either way when i walked back to find her, i saw the badminton court, then a little fat boy and his mother were happily walking there with their rackets and shuttlecock, (btw the playground was next to the badminton court)
This was when i realised, i did not bring any shuttlecocks. i dun have any at home, but i continued walking forward to the playground. I asked the boy for a shuttlecock, for he had two in his hands, and he happily gave me one.

i looked around the playground to find the girl, and there she was, sitting at the above me near the slide, i gave her my lightest and best racket, while i took the heavy one.
this shows i somehow really like and care for her or something, cos normally i will not even bring the heavy one out...
she took it and smiled, and we approached the court, i wanted to serve the shuttlecock over the playground to her, but the first attempt i missed the shuttlecock. The second time i hit it over, and when i looked at her, she was waving back, like she was about to go away, that is when she suddenly disappeared...

I just felt sadness all of a sudden and missed her alot... seeing my racket fall onto the floor...
i went forward to pick it up, while the boy and his mother looked at me, like i was crazy. It was like the girl did not even exist to them...

That when i woke up with a start, the sky was still dark, but i felt sadness in my heart... and tears coming out of my eyes... WTF!?... i dun cry at all nowadays...
i tried my best to recall how the girl looks like, but then, i couldn't... the longer i am awake, the more i forget about the dream... but one thing never change, it felt so real, and... i miss her...


Is it a sign? somehow i just feel that if i saw her in real life i can immediately recognise her...
how weird... maybe she was someone important to me in my past life or something...
hopefully i can meet her again tonight in my dreams.

when i woke up it was 4 plus or 5 plus, which is normally the time when students wake up for school, maybe she woke up so that is why she disappeared!!!



this is too weird... i dun understand this... just pray that i meet this girl of my dreams again, in my dreams...

if ppl in real life could meet in their dreams like this, isn't that good?
Teachers can tell us about a surprise test for the next day, turning the dream to a nightmare...

i should research on such stuff... and try to find the girl of the dream...



Weirdest post for this blog... adios readers...

troublesome blog maintenance... and redesign...

Still dun know how everyone manage to edit and redesign their blogs till it became so nice...
mine is still plain... it was however in final fantasy style for a moment...
couldn't get to the posting page when it was like that... so i got fed up... i will just use the normal one... simple and ... ok, it is not as nice lah....



first was trying to make the html thing... the layout and etc...
then error message keeps popping out... but i managed to get the final fantasy layout out...
then all the links i got all disappear!!!! shit man...

today when i tried posting on my blog... i could not find the posting tab...
AAARRRGGGHHH


i had enough of redesigning my blog... next time i do it, i make sure that i have a posting tab...
if it weren't for the history tab, this blog is as good as... nothing at all...

Dreaded Medical checkup...

MEDICAL CHECKUP!!!!!!! AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!

met chuin haow in the morning at jp control station ( YES CHUIN HAOW FOR THE FIRST TIME ISN"T WOWing AT HOME!!! AND HE CAME OUT!!!)
he did not grow fat... at all...

ok met cuiyun and her friend later, and we ventured to the medical centre

It was damn eerie... so little ppl, which is good news for us...

basically, it was as boring as ms ek's lesson in there... and we still had to wait like siao there...
we had to fill in some forms, before we had to fill up a container with our pee for the pee test...

finally... i was bursting...

WARNING: VIEWER'S DISCRETION IS ADVISED, FOR PPL WHO CANNOT STAND DIRTY STUFF, DO NOT VENTURE FROM HERE ON TILL U SEE THAT IT IS SAFE TO READ AGAIN.



the container was too small, my pee overflowed... chuin haow was like WTF!? how come u can pee immediately!??? I was here for like 10 min and i could only fill up half a container!!!
of course, we can hear each other peeing, when pee hits the container it makes quite a loud sound, so we could tell how fast we were peeing...
mine was like firing a hose into a cup, instantly it will overflow...
had to wash my hands thoroughly... for hygiene purposes...
chuin haow was worried, his pee was quite dark yellow and only about 3/4 filled, mine was colourless and completely filled. i recommended him to add tap water to cheat, but he just cannot bear to open the cap again...
pee is warm







IT IS SAFE TO READ AGAIN

ok after submitting the pee test, we went for x ray, which only need us to take off our shirts when in the room. Btw, at any point of time, there was only 1 of us in the room.

ok... then the pee test was done and x ray was done, they told us to go to the 2nd floor to see the doctor.

chuin haow went first, then me...
stupid blood pressure test machine...
it looks fun so i pressed the green button while my hand was inserted...
stupid machine nearly crushed my hand...

but i survived...
tiffany arrived at this point of time, but foolishly went to the 2nd floor when she had to be on the 1st... oh... the nurse called...
had to read a colourful picture book to the nurse, got the height taken, weight too, and the eyesight test...
then i had a chat with the doctor... where he check my heartbeat, and backbone...
then they chase us all out after the checkup...
except tiff, she had to suffer what we had just suffered, just because she is late... again...


that was the dreaded medical checkup which all sp ppl need to, endure through...
but it wasn't so bad... at least, there were more survivors then casualties....
The End... or is it?